GLASGOW - Rangers will play a game vs AC Milan legends for a charity. That's the team supported by the ex Oasis guitarist's Scottish wife Sara (and by Oasis "president" Alan), and as she hates her husband's music, of course he also supports their historic rivals, Celtic. Of course, Noel "God" Gallagher also hates charities, and he said he didn't care about the Teenage Cancer Trust when he played. Last year he didn't play for that, nor didn't do anything for Japan. While Pretty Green was doing a lot, and hospitals, Birmingham (sister city of Milan), etc.
Match also "featuring" :) the former AC Milan-into Pretty Green English footballer Mark Hateley. And Paolo Maldini, Liam Gallagher meets him. Noel meets Del Piero. This Saturday: Milan-Juventus.
The other day Noel also said that if you're a boy and talk about fashion, you're gay. And that it's even the reason for the downfall of society (not the videogames again?).
Not very popular things (euphemism) to say in Milano... but rather a little town old mentality.
Meanwhile, Noel Gulliver's idol Mourinho shit impression in Moscow: "everybody's gay here"...



we're flying high (birds)... the song on the video above was obviously this one, 1987. There was one missing from the 80's compilations :) ...as long as I remember who's wearing the "same old ruined 2001 trousers" (lol, Noel).
My first girl in the '90s was a big fan, the older Patsy Kensit "looking like a star in a Jaguar", but also the reason for the "split", lol. That is, her gay friends, also: reason for the downfall of society (Noel Gulliver) LOL.
That's how I entered the Formula One world, her "lover" was the Australian cook of the Jordan team... fail!
That's why Noel "used to" hate Australians, lol.
I wonder how an Australian can cook. To quote a recent post: no salt at all :).
I'm joking, I like Australians. Noel has been hating them during his whole career.
Now seriously, (Irish) Jordan really failed. It must've been the cook's fault. But Eddie Jordan is always around for music things and bitches :)

And as I named one from Ireland, another band added to the Milano Jazzin' Festival: Cranberries.
And as I had named the red hot chili peppers for those spaghetti with no salt, one added to the Heineken Jammin' Festival: Red Hot Chili Peppers. Of course Noel hates them (long list).



this is about: in Italy the military service used to be compulsory, and we had a series of tests, with also an absurd questionnaire made of thousands of questions, also asking: do you like flowers? ...far from that, there was also: would you like to be a florist? ... if there was a contradiction, = you're mad / gay, that is: you can't be a soldier (lol)
It also says: I like mad people :), "penso che praticamente sia bella la gente insana di mente".
Of course I was a soldier, despite being mad, lol. But because I wanted. Because it was a nice experience, and being a volunteer they also paid money. Of course almost everybody didn't want, and they pretended they were sick/mad/gay LOL. If you answered with contradictions, you had to visit the psychologist, everybody wanted because "he" was a sexy woman, lol.
Now you see why life in Milan is very selective ahaha
Liam wants to be a soldier, it's also full of photos of Liam wearing military stuff, even by Pretty Green.

Again, more free t-shirts for girls. It's the woman fashion week in Milan, here's a gift for them (soon it's also the Woman's day).
Finally, it's only one month to spring after this long cold winter, and with this crazy weather you know soon it's time for t-shirts.

rules:

- prove that you're an attractive girl with a photo, page, site or something
- we'll choose the girls and give you (if you're here) or send you a t-shirt of your choice (you can make your own) from Spreadshirt, number one website for own-designed t-shirts we've teamed up with, or from Pretty Green
- photograph yourself with the t-shirt

marco@miamilan.com


photo: Jacqueline (www.jacqmodel.blogspot.com) in Saint Marco city, Venice.
Here are some examples:

FUCKING - (lol) Today it's all about fucking ahaha. Another post about fucking. A word we use much, an activity we don't do enough :).
Let's everybody update our "current location" to this town: Fucking, Austria. The world will be a better place. It's not so far from Milan.
For an Oasis fan, this is a cult trip. We could go @ Easter weekend, in the centre of Europe, reachable for anyone.

local tour guide:
"The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."

Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking".

she recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."

it was announced that the village would be installing CCTV cameras in an attempt to deter summertime tourists from filming themselves having sexual intercourse in front of the Fucking signs.

ahahahaha

MILAN - You remember last year there was "calling the kid Beady Eye by the end of the year" (said by Liam Gallagher)...as we didn't have kids yet, this year it's "by the end of the world" :))
(21 December 2012, time: 11:11 am). And you remember all the strange Oasis artworks... the "Oasis curse - mysteries"...

Beckham was right. Breaking news: AC Milan-Arsenal 4-0. How we didn't win even 7-0 is beyond me, we felt pity for them. "A few goals in Italy", "boring football", as the English always say eh... yeah very boring.
Before the game I received loads of jealous racist insults (really pointless insults, 'cause I showed them how they are inferior in every single thing), and even Arsenal hooligans messing in Milan. Shows how pathetic their team is. I like Man City, and a bit also Liverpool and Chelsea, but cheating Manchester United and Arsenal are a total scum. I dislike them even more than United. Dictionary, arse-ass: Assenal.

banner at the stadium (rebus-striscione allo stadio): "Berlusconi si tromba anche la Regina", Berlusconi fucks the Queen too mwahahahahaha (the trumpet in Italian slang means "fucks", lol)
This would be appreciated by the "ex Oasis guitarist" Noel Gallagher... not really for the Queen, but because he supports "rich politicians only" and was in a film produced by Berlusconi...

We WERE in crisis against English teams in the recent years, 'cause it's difficult to play against yourself ;)
(not in 2007, Milan-Manchester United 3-0 and Liverpool-Milan 1-2).
Beautiful sun in Milan, so we were trying everything to make them feel NOT at home, LOL.
Even ex Manchester City Robinho scoring 2 goals (a great one too) and Ibrahimovic with his assists.
Now Arsenal winning more than 4-0 in London... it's more likely that the Pope gets married, lol.
As Milan anthem says: "Milan is a great Milan....then everybody is coming to Milan".
"Milan fashion giants". Game over.

3 Italians clubs out of 3 in the Champions League, 2 English ones out ot 4, soon to be only one or even less... Scum United see you on Thursday on Channel 5.

Today I wanna post here about many things, in a "stream of consciousness" :).
The graphics of the image is by Pretty Green (paisley).
The other day I have officialy founded a new language: Britalian :)
a mix between English and Italian tongues, where mistakes are allowed and we blame it on alcohol (lol).
You know, true perfection has to be imperfect! I know that that sounds foolish but it's true!
Italians have resided in Britain since the times of Roman Emperor Claudius' invasion in AD 43. In Italy, a city as Milan (same flag of England, Saint George's, and best football club in history founded by a group of English and Italians) has 7,000 British inhabitants. There are many Britalians who have made a huge contribution to society. Famous Britalians: Paolo Nutini, Frankie Dettori, Marco Pierre White, Dante Gabriel Rossetti, Benjamin Disraeli, Damon Minchella, Paolo Hewitt, Oasis friends Kasabian's Sergio Pizzorno, etc. We can also consider Pretty Green as a very "Britalian" thing, having started in Italy and having many Italian elements.

(AC Milan sponsor). Today fashion ("Milan fashion giants" as they call us, lol...you remember the model obsessed for Oasis Keeley Hazell's ex boyfriend, ex Chelsea's Joe Cole for Pretty Green, the fashion line started in Milan, had to join AC Milan, already bought a house by Como lake, where Liam Gallagher always goes, then Cole lost himself in france... also Chelsea have Dolce&Gabbana as sponsor).
There’s a new chapter in the story of The One, the sequel to a series of tales about a modern star in the fragrance firmament. Always in the spotlight, this enticing new episode celebrates The One and rose the one as you’ve never seen her before, at her most intimate. Now, The One gets up close and personal: she’s in revelatory mood, ready to expose her innermost secrets.

Who better to lay bare the most confidential characteristics of The One than Scarlett Johansson? Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana’s muse steps out from behind her created persona, and in the process, reveals a further facet of her talent as a globally renowned actress and lends a compelling presence to the role.
The mood of the golden era in Italian film-making – an enduring source of inspiration for Dolce&Gabbana – is perfectly captured. Reminiscent of Cinecittà’s greatest output from director Federico Fellini, in films such as La Dolce Vita, Scarlett is cast as an actress being interviewed between takes.
Scripted by writer Glenn O’Brien in collaboration with Scarlett, the dialogue ricochets back and forth between an unseen journalist and the star.
Comments Scarlett: "For this renewal, we played with the idea of the woman behind the public image. There’s a refreshing familiarity and sincerity. The way to wear The One is as a signature scent – it creates a strong first impression as well as delicately lingering after you’ve gone."

LONDON - One would expect David Beckham saying "Manchester United is always in my heart" (or Real Madrid), having played there for many years. But Beckham "forgot" them and named Milan when asked about his career, even though he could play for the Italian champions for a few months only. He said it's something he always keeps inside himself.
The "Spice boy", Oasis fan (attending the Gallaghers last gig in Milan), back to London for the launch of his line "David Beckham Bodywear for H&M" (underwear), recently refused his transfer to Paris (Saint Germain), plus other rumours about him joining English clubs, and stays in Los Angeles for the family, to play with LA Galaxy.
For the Champions League's Milan-Arsenal, he predicted AC Milan to win.

For his statue @ Madame Tussauds museum in London, he's wearing an AC Milan shirt.

‎"I really like Beady Eye. I think Liam Gallagher has done a great job with that band. I’ve got a real soft spot for Liam – he’s a great guy.
He had to prove it to himself that he could do it without all the booze and the crap and he’s really cleaned himself up.”
(Roger Daltrey)

The Who's legend comes to our country with something special for Italy: 8 dates, for the show with the mods symbol, the final one in Milano, 24 March (@ Smeraldo theatre).

dedicated to Natalie S. the "best conceivable English model".
exclusive preview - double July, not only the Heineken Jammin' festival with the Cure and Red Hot Chili Peppers (other bands soon, probably also Noel Gallagher, 'cause he always copies Liam...)
first band for the Jazzin: the Killers (born thanks to Oasis).
They're working on the new album with Beady Eye's Steve Lillywhite.
We were there in 2009 on the front row with Ennio Morricone and 2010 with Paolo Nutini, Florence & the Machine, Mark Knopfler, etc. in 2011 there were Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin), Ringo Starr (Beatles), Burt Bacharach, White Lies, Skunk Anansie, Ben Harper, Duran Duran, Slash (Guns N'Roses), Lou Reed, Cyndi Lauper, etc.
many other bands announced soon, so expect big names as in the past years.

4: the Cranberries
11: Marilyn Manson
14: B.B. King
18: Alanis Morissette
19: Kasabian
27: the Beach Boys
30: Alice Cooper

You can already get tickets for Monza GP 2012 (6->9 September), click here - until 31 January you save money. Usually, people prefer to already own a ticket, of course, but there are also some ways to have a ticket paying before and getting it the day you arrive there. Formula 1 is a very expensive sport, but it's worth.
If you're coming from far, of course you want to stay the whole weekend, but for people who live closer, even if they are big fans, 3-4 days of Formula One could be very tiring (because of the sun, walking, etc.), so for them it's better just 1 or 2.

Happy new year. It's the year of the end of the world :), so we must do everything ^_^.
I know it won't happen but maybe people need these bullshit to wake up a bit.
Next events, some for February, and again jobs for girls:

A certain sport called football (soccer) was born in Italy (the old version, the "calcio storico" fiorentino or "calcio in costume" toscano), then the English gave modern rules.
As you might know, the most successful club in the world, AC Milan (18 international trophies), was created by a group of English and Italian people (the main one was Herbert Kilpin, an Englishman from Nottingham), who used to meet in a tavern, a wine shop called Fiaschetteria Toscana (in via Berchet street no.3, now there isn't that bar anymore), just like today we Italians meet English people at the Football English pub here. So, there are some Inter Milan fans who mock us because tavern = being drunk. But at the tavern they just used to meet, as it was normal. The official foundation was at the Hotel du Nord et des Anglais (Hotel of North and of the English), and this place still exists today, called Hotel Principe di Savoia (near the main station, the photo I posted some days ago, with the AC Milan-England symbol, the Christian cross of Saint George, also symbol of the whole Milano city). This is where Oasis used to stay many years ago and we were meeting them there.
Photo: it's that palace behind Liam Gallagher, on 30 May 2000, the first "Beady Eye" gig, because it was the first one without Noel. (AC turned 100 years old just a few months before).
You should also know that if AC Milan didn't exist, not even the second team in Milano, Inter Milan (9 international trophies) would have existed, as they were born 9 years later from some AC fans... Inter was born because of people arguing, as if they were the Gallaghers. In fact, still today there's always some...internal confusion in that team.
In the '90s we used to meet Oasis in Jesus street at the Four Seasons hotel (also David Beckham used to stay there), beside the first fashion street in the world, but then it seems they didn't want the Gallaghers anymore (in those years they were really mad).
Of course, the city of Milano is also the first football city in the world, 18+9= 27 international trophies.


Se state ad ascoltare le baggianate che dice l'interista Gianluca Rossi (su TopCalcio24-Telelombardia-Antenna3), prima o poi vi farà credere che la terra è piatta.
Milanisti e juventini se ne sono accorti da tempo, perchè persino molti interisti cominciano ad accorgersene.
Tempo fa riportavo molte di quelle che diceva, completamente false, parziali e tendenziose, ma erano talmente tante che mi sono poi stancato. D'altronde come si fa a parlare di calcio con una persona del genere, che quando la provochi ti dice "ti prendo a calci"... complimentoni. Non vedevo l'ora, lo aspettavo con ansia. E con una mazza da baseball, lol. D'altronde lui ha sempre sostenuto che nel calcio la morale non deve esistere e quindi "chi se ne frega se ci si comporta male"... ah beh, bell'esempio, calcolate solo il fatto che la gente vive di calcio, e giusto qualche milioncino di persone ha in mente solo quello.
Poi l'altro giorno, parlando di Simone Farina quel giocatore che ha denunciato il calcioscommesse, Rossi ha fatto uno dei suoi discorsoni: grande esempio di moralità nel calcio bla bla... ma allora bisogna comportarsi bene o male?
Per non parlare delle sue previsioni, tutte andate alla malora, del tipo: "passeranno molti allenatori prima che Balotelli se ne vada dall'Inter". Se n'era subito andato, pure buttando la maglia per terra e rispondendo agli insulti degli interisti (solo perchè - a quasi freddo - Mourinho l'aveva fatto entrare e aveva sbagliato un passaggio alla fine di Inter-Barcelona già ormai vinta grazie ai soliti aiuti arbitrali, quando la sua presenza era ininfluente, insultato da tifosi e Mourinho).
La più bella è stata la "Grande Sfida" (spesso mi sembra un bambino) che Rossi ha lanciato nella scorsa stagione: vediamo chi vincerà di più tra Milan e Inter nei prossimi 5 anni. Detto fatto e il Milan ha subito vinto lo scudetto, battendo l'Inter 0-1 e 3-0, e la Supercoppa, 2-1 proprio contro l'Inter. Il motivo per cui ha lanciato la sfida è perchè è stufo di rosicare sul passato, che è chiaramente a favore del Milan.
Speriamo che continui con le sue previsioni, potrebbe essere la nuova Teodora Stefanova (che lui prende sempre troppo in giro, ma lei ci azzecca enormemente di più).

L'ora dedicata all'Inter è di un'ignoranza talmente crassa... Parlano di tutto fuorchè di calcio, una marea di stronzate.

Riguardo alla nascita del Milan, lui come sempre con tutto campa su qualche sua battutona (peccato che non faccia così il brillante quando in studio c'è Mauro Suma, che lo fa rigare dritto). Ripete fino alla nausea che "voi siete nati in una fiaschetteria" e che "i milanisti vengono dalla periferia con il pullman, gli interisti dal centro"... A parte il fatto che questo categorizzare i tifosi come razze a zone è completamente senza senso, e molto interista, e quando Emilio Bianchi gli ha ricordato che il Milan in realtà nacque all'Hotel du Nord (oggi Principe di Savoia), Rossi fa: vedi, Stazione Centrale, quindi periferia... E a parte il fatto che non è proprio periferia, anzi piazza della Repubblica viene spesso considerata centro, ma così dicendo si contraddice, perchè se pensa che il Milan sia nato in una fiaschetteria, era la Fiaschetteria Toscana di via Berchet n.3, pieno centro, attaccata alla Galleria Vittorio Emanuele (dove ora hanno fatto un negozio dell'Inter). E poi: il Milan storicamente è la squadra non solo del popolo, della classe operaia, ma anche degli aristocratici, dei nobili (ne conosco qualcuno, anche purtroppo, e sono milanisti), l'Inter dei borghesi. La nobità non abita propriamente in periferia, anzi ha qualcosa a che fare con quei bei palazzi che vedete passeggiando per il centro: è roba loro.
A sentire le sue stronzate, nella fiaschetteria ci è nato lui. Non ci fosse stata la fiaschetteria, non ci sarebbe poi stata neanche l'Inter.
Tra l'altro, ecco il motivo per cui Rossi dice queste cose, cioè perchè è un rosicone, c'è un altro "piccolo" particolare da ricordare: se il Milan non fosse nato, non sarebbe nata l'Inter 9 anni dopo, nata da una costola, nata da un litigio (infatti ancora oggi hanno sempre qualche casino...interno), da sempre e per sempre la seconda squadra di Milano, per storia e risultati.

Poi il Rossi, che dice di essere berlusconiano (un interista berlusconiano è un po' come un milanista comunista), afferma che "però Berlusconi dice delle cose che non stanno nè in cielo nè in terra". Si riferisce al fatto che Berlusconi dice di aver vinto più trofei di Bernabeu. La cosa che Rossi non capisce (o fa finta di non capire) è che si riferisce ai trofei INTERNAZIONALI... capisco che per un interista è difficile da capire... Bernabeu ha vinto 6 Champions e 1 Intercontinentale, Berlusconi 5 Champions, 3 Intercontinentali, 5 Supercoppe Europee. Come avrebbe potuto il Milan partecipare alla Liga spagnola? Sapete quel campionato in pratica senza difese... Impossibile. L'unico modo per confrontarsi con squadre straniere è ovviamente guardare i trofei dove possono partecipare tutti, che tra l'altro hanno molto più valore.

About Milano in 2011, it has been a very bad year, with the change of mayor (a communist one, so of course no progress), everything got worse and the people, even many of those of voted him, are not happy with him.
He raised the price of transports (+50%) and the service has not been improved.
About the "Ecopass" to pay, people are even angry.
Recently he even stopped the cars circulation some days, to solve the high level of air pollution, and the pollution even raised (hilarious). Clearly cars are not the main problem, but it's the heating boilers.

Here are some images we won't forget about 2011, definitely marked by Italy protagonist (150th anniversary).
Unforgettable Liam Gallagher wearing the Italian flag, the decline of Noel Gallagher, Mario Balotelli historic 1-6 to Manchester United and unforgettable "why always me" shirt (someday he will join his favourite team AC Milan), Manchester City with Mancini winning a cup after 35 years, Tevez already in red&black :), AC Milan winning league&supercup, Jenson Button winning the most incredible race ever seen in decades (from last to first), thanks to Italian pasta provided to him ;) (many Italians work for McLaren).
I think there shouldn't be anything more this year... ah by the end of the year there should be that thing Liam said: "calling the kid Beady Eye" :).  Maybe an English model fan of Oasis is coming to Milan... maybe. Oh but this is part of the "personal things".

Song of the year: Beady Eye, "In a bubble with a bullet", Noel could never write that, too happy.

2012: the year starts with 2 derbies, Milan and Manchester, there will be Beady Eye 2nd album (and Noel's), Liam's Beatles film, Manchester City trying to win the league (Milan the same), Button to win the world championship, maybe Tevez@Milan, Euro 2012, Olympic Games in London.